Shore和Irida的共同旅程

The apocalypse descends? The heaven bursts? The poets don’t rhyme any more? No matter what is going on here, things go nuts and crazy in my world today. You can call it a low RP or karma, but things are really really strange.

The doom started at noon, the cafeteria on campus. Seconds after I got a seat, I pour a full cup of hot chocolate on my pants and T-shirt, which felt well at first as it was warm, straining my clothes with special lunch camouflage. As I was having the lunch, the pants with the late-hot chocolate cool down, the extra warm turns into extra cold. Yeah, it gave me hard time in the Beijing late autumn wind, while, I didn’t give a f**k.

I decided to go back to the study room with this special chocolate flavor pants, considering nobody will notice this abstract painting. On the way back, when I was turning around the corner of the street aside the girls’ dormitory, an anti-Christ miracle happened. There was a girl’s sidewalk sale spot of accessories and my shoe or my chocolate pants, which is still a mystery now, hooked with the table cloth on the desk, dragging it away and every goods on it. Man! You should be there and enjoy the view. Luckily I have to admit, the girl was cool about this.

And I know something is going on today. I’d better to be more careful about what I do. The story is still far from ending.

Reading books in the study room, I still can smell the chocolate. Asked by a friend of time, I drag my cell phone out of my pocket. Yeah! Another unholy miracle: the screen displays ‘Invalid Battery ’ just where should show date and time. I rebooted the mobile and reloaded the battery for times, no thing happened. The battery was bought just this July in Guomei at 100 RMB, it just can not stop working like this. So I went to the shop, the clerk at the desk was very polite, but after checking the mobile and the battery, she said something cold with her professional smile. “Sorry sir, The warrant expired in late October. We cannot do any thing for you. Why don’t you check out our new models?” Ha! Perfect! With standard using protocol, I always recharge the battery with the phone other than chargers. It just dies weeks after its warrant expires! Are you kidding me? Then I turn the battery to the maintenance in the shop, the engineer there said the battery pack was still good, the problem just lays in the control circus, about which the can do nothing but recommend me with a new battery. Ok, OK… A typical capitalism trick to sell their shit! What can I do about it? I said “…Ok, give me a substituent for MOTO L7…”. “Sorry sir, we are out of stock. However, we accept advance booking.” SHIT! You recommend me with something you even don’t have? After cursing the battery manufacture, the shop and the clerk, still, I had to book one which is said to be available tomorrow afternoon with a subscription of 10 RMB.

Filled with wrath, I took a bus back to school. The short bus trip ended, but the wicked miracle never ends. The battery just went back online, just like nothing ever happened. Ah! A dilemma comes to me: go back and get my subscription back risking the battery go wild again, or buy a new battery risking the battery was just kidding me. At last, I did go back to the shop.

Back to the study room which I supposed to be when it was 1230 at 1500, I felt that nothing can make me fell better than mere a cup of water after these 3 hour’s pointless struggle. To make it more dramatic, the 4 water stations in the teaching building 9 were out of service, which was, honestly, not surprisingly any more.

By now the battery and everything else goes well, apart that something strange really happening: a person can be encountered with everywhere but study room joins our studying group.

Is it an end? I really doubt it, what will take place? Something wrong with the laptop I am typing, or I will be hit by a car? Guys, Gods, Goddesses, please bless me.

(The story below happened 1 hour later…)

Yes, the story doesn’t end. The strange person I mentioned before is a part of the conspiracy. Minutes after her arrival, she took off, leaving her bag to us to look after for her. She also texted us “Make sure nothing happens to my bag, important items inside…” When it was late, we wanted to leave for dinner, however, no sign of her returning. We texted her, phoned her and we got no responding…

What we can do was endless waiting. Isn’t the world a little lovely one?

Anyway, the reason we are brought to this world is to enjoy, not to complain. We should always find the fun side of the world and try out best to adapt it and then change it, if we can. Complaining leads us no where as people before us have done it much more and much better by the means of fictions, essays, movies, poets and other creations. Whatsoever, I am still not cool with what’s happening today. I still want to say…

“Could it be any shittier?”

今天去交学费，本来以为还是会像以前那样人山人海、鞭炮齐鸣、锣鼓喧天……那样相当——的挤。
    可是事实上亏了高科技，交费实际上很简单。简单的可怕。
    把一卡通拿来刷一下，身份确认，阿姨问你是不是要“交陆仟零伍拾圆整”？——然后到另一个窗口用银行卡刷——签字确认——OK了。
   这个过程是那么简单，但是背后的意义很大的说：六千多块钱就这么摸都没摸到的就没有了，这可是我本科时代的最后一次交学费啊？怎么就这么简单？这个感觉就好像一个人第一次买TT一样，那个TT意义重大，你怀着忐忑的心情去买，想着如何面对便利店或药房的阿姨或蜀黍，可是当你到那里时却发现和在超市买牙膏没有任何的区别。
   有时候，生活实在是太粗糙了，太快节奏了，眼看着我们的青春就这么Biu的一声就过去了……Peter Pan似乎也是可以理解的说。
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……（发现最近特别喜欢用省略号，哇咔咔，王道的说！）

人逐渐长大了，发现最恐怖的最困难的是怎么保持一颗年轻的心。

关心的问题不可避免的倾向于庸俗化

原来不屑一顾的连续剧和流行偶像也开始逐渐侵入我的心了。

原来坚持的一些念头也放弃了，怪癖也被磨光了。

对本来坚持的事情也产生了怀疑。

混蛋…

难道是缺钙？喝点牛奶吧！

因此说有时候保持天真的心很重要啊

那种初生牛犊的胆略更是值得珍惜。

现在想来对初生牛犊的勇气的负面评价的人

其实多半是那些失去了勇气和斗志的嫉妒者吧。

另外自我期望也不能随意降低，表面上是更现实了。更是断送了更多的可能性啊。

超高的机会成本…

咦？这和拉面店有什么关系呢，题目还是改成关于沙拉酱的东西吧……

那大概是上周周日的事情吧，我的主系统工作日志这样记载的：

<Cerebral log initiated>

……检测到外源唤醒信号，来源识别为Moto L7闹钟程序

……时间确认，0730hr

……下行激活程序 engaged，无响应

……Human interactive module activate，启动不完整

……Physical motive control mechanism activate，无响应

……载入日程安排，重要事项排序

……确认优先任务：出席生物信息实验课程

优先等级03－crs，潜在威胁：roll call

……确认睡眠恢复状态，清醒度12.3％。重启睡眠－清醒转换程序

……重试失败，任务忽略，恢复初始状态

……

<Cerebral Log Terminated>

于是，很简单。我太困了，没有起床。反正这个邪恶的设置在神圣的周日8点的课也不是很重要，上课的时候就是在NCBI之类的网站上闲逛罢了。于是我就接着会见周公去了。

可是后来，听上课的同学说。今天老师很出奇地点名了，因为来了一个神秘的听课的老奶奶。本来老奶奶不都应该是如同“老奶奶花生米”那样善解人意的吗。可是这位老奶奶，却认真地考察了同学们的出席情况。后来据可信度很高的小道消息称，她是梁启超的孙女。

我对于名人本来不是很感冒的，可是对于没有能见到她的这件事还是颇为系在心头的说。我就在想，她祖父的政治倾向貌似在54时期并不受左翼人士接纳，梁启超大人作为祖父的家庭的家庭成分恐怕也不理想吧。她的家在那段疯狂的日子里经历过那些风波呢。时值今日，倘若这维新先行者在世，看到吾辈现在的中华，又会作何评论呢？

梁启超毕竟是个实用的人啊，没有像康有为等六君子那样自愿成为自己梦想的祭品。作为那样一个在封闭到可怕，愚昧到肉麻的年代里的改革派。他的心路历程又是怎样的呢。

现在的中国，给人以一种复兴前夜的感觉。虽然有很多地方不如意，但是大部分的国民还是坚信自己民族光明的未来的。在日本海岸线嚣张上浮航行的潜艇，一月份的反卫星实验，这些华丽的“无声的鄙视”确实给了国人几分暗爽啊。

昨天晚上看了日本NHK的07年的记录片朝鲜经济：中国控制的现实。由于国际制裁导致的原料短缺，朝鲜能开工的工厂仅有20％。工业已经几乎崩溃，在朝鲜的市场里，从工业机械到日常用品到调料味精甚至海鱼，都几乎完全来自于中国。代价是原木，矿石等资源廉价地出口到中国。我们正做着些许年前邪恶的列强对我们做过的那些事。一家很有趣的辽宁企业在朝鲜正在做一件更有趣的事：朝鲜的一个巨大的铁矿区位于豆满江流域，多年的开发致使很多铁矿沉积在江中。中国的这家公司以援助当地环保事业，清楚江水矿石污染为理由获得了当地政府挖掘淤泥的许可，结果这些高品位的铁矿石就以淤泥的名义出口到了中国。在此，猥琐如“怪叔叔”般的日本主持人竭尽全力地渲染自己关心朝鲜前程的样子将中国描述为试图控制朝鲜的阴谋策划者。说对朝鲜的制裁是对中国好处最多的阴谋。可是他们日本人不是很热信誉于制裁可怜的朝鲜的吗，结果吃不到大葡萄了吧。呵呵。

现在能在朝鲜比较顺利投资的国家也仅限中国，看来朝鲜半岛不统不战对中国是最有利的啊，这个形势对于中国人的感情而言有些复杂啊，好个“不统不战”。朝鲜现在也在逐渐改革开放，改革开放初期的外国投资公司是最赚钱的，这个我们都身有体会啊。看来学习一下朝鲜话还是一个不错的选择啊，一来可以和韩国做生意，二来可以到朝鲜去装大爷。要不要我也开个什么“新X方学校”的东西在国内教朝鲜语，到平壤去推广HSK（汉语水平考试）呢。呵呵，不错的商机啊。