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大叔好比香蕉

大叔好比香蕉

除了众所周知的原因之外

二者的发展过程也是惊人的相似

年轻的正太们就好比翠绿的香蕉

青涩的外表下怀着对世界的种种幻想

随着成熟 逐渐地

无论外表和内心都变得无比的黄

这时有人懂得欣赏很重要

如果没有被及时地消费掉的话

就会逐渐的黑化

拥有腹黑的邪恶

如果还是没有被及时拯救

就会达到最后的阶段

烂掉了 真的烂掉了喂 你这混蛋

新年祝贺完全版

其实祝你“永远活在我们心中”这句话,一种缩写格式。

完整版为:

祝你永远漂亮健康好比生活在天堂里的天使一般给我们带来春一般的温暖这份温暖犹如阳光一般一直射到我们心中

以上,

这下你明白了吧,呵呵。

丢人:考试要靠师弟过

就算是考研吧,就算是没时间吧

就算是因为这些就没去上课吧

考试的时候却沦落到问旁边的大三的师弟,囧死了……

这个该死的选修课,Curse you!!!!!

—————无奈的完结线——————–

代沟都是自己挖出来的,你这混蛋!

经常听身边的人、各种文学作品里说自己和上辈人的代沟的问题

可是我和我的父母却很少能体验到这些,感觉完全可以无话不说啊

“父母和子女的关系,首先是朋友的关系。”这是我们家的信条。

不过有的时候,我也怀疑:“自己是不是没长大啊?代沟都感觉不到…”

银魂里这句话提醒了我,

代沟这东西,多少都是自己挖出来的,你们这些混蛋!

The LAST COMPULSORY COURSE EXAMINIATION

Just a couple hours ago, There came my last examination for a compulsory course of my undergraduate time. It was short, easy but significant for it marked an end of an era to me. Ade, Associate Prof. Xin; Ade, Fermentation Engineering.

Still, no hard feelings, for I have much more examinations to take in the rest days of my life. As it is true to everybody.

密码保护:Confession on Christmas

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解释一下为什么一直没有更新

       我的这个博客一直致力于为全世界的网民提供值得评论的文章。本来可以成为人类文明史上的奇迹,甚至可以搭载在探测器上发送到银河系的另外两条旋臂上去作为地球文明的代表。

如此很好很强大的东西却被神秘力量所NiceBoat了,同一栋楼里,住在北面的小白就可以犹如访问本地内容一般地更新yo2,而住在南面的我却极难登陆。每次显示新页面都要50秒以上。这种灵异的事件只能用黑衣人的阴谋来解释。

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密码保护:真想统统拉出去DELETE!!· 续

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真想统统拉出去DELETE!!

也许真的像那个心理医生说的,我的自我认同感极差。我现在很想把校内的文章统统拉出去DELETE。
网志这个东西到底算是什么呢?到底是自我向(给自己看的),还是众人向(给大家看的)呢?
给自己看的话就是日记,可以说很多不可以和大家说的内容。写给众人的话,估计就都是枯燥的吐槽了…… 我一直也弄不清这个,说过一些过头的话。写的大部分的东西现在看来都是十分丢脸的东西。我简直就是个笑话!
算上校内的这个,是我已经有三个Blog了。前两个都是像现在这样。突然自己觉得以前写的东西太愚蠢、太暴露自己。感觉到极强的不安和暴露感,好比裸奔一样……于是前两个都已经被废弃掉了。一个的全部文章被自己删除,另一个好像文字狱时代的典籍,删删改改地不成样子。
现在,我又想对校内下手了……
To delete, or not to delete -that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of self-inrecognization
Or to take arms against a sea of nudity,
And by opposing end them.
删掉还是不删?这是个问题。
究竟哪样更高贵,去忍受那自我厌恶感的摧残
还是挺身去反抗那无边的裸奔,把它扫一个干净。
哈姆雷特君选择了抗争,我呢?

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这篇文章原发布于校内,日期同本篇标记。下面选几则有趣的回复。

X君:

你应该接受这样一种闷骚的状态

blog最妙不可言的地方就在于欲遮还羞 欲拒还迎 欲不露还露……

——MD,X君简直是天才!

 

F君:

怎么舒服怎么办,这点主见都没有,写出的东西又不是什么见不得人的,不是你de自我认同感差吧,而是现在的你很久没有得到别人的认同了吧?想要得到别人的认同是很难的!我现在有人认同十分的开心!不是我怎么怎么装,现在的我是足够自信的,谁都别想在我面前趾高气扬的--英语之神!觉得你骨子里有一种把别人看低的感觉,我就是要告诉你,世界上厉害的人有的是,以前不厉害现在厉害的人也有的是,那次暑假在闫昊家看到你,你说我不够自信,上了大学你的这句话我一直没有忘记,现在告诉你当时是的,现在不是!

——雜魚の覺醒?!

我对F君的回复:

诶……不要火气这么大嘛!你说的这些我当然明白,但人总是会迷茫的嘛。有自信是好的,我也相信你对你自己的判断。但是你改变了之后自己高兴就好了,千万不要四处去和别人说,会变迷茫的。
PS:英语之王这几个字很刺耳,我从来都没这么想过,也不敢这么想。

——公开的回复,我还能说什么呢?有些话总不能明说吧……

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这简直是经典JUMP周刊上的热血漫画的情节啊,你自己过着自己的日子,走着自己的路。其实也从没有看高别人或是贬低过什么人。有的时候无心的善意却被自己的臭嘴扭曲为一把尖利的匕首,在别人的心灵中划下一道深可见骨的伤痕。这个故事又让我在此见到了这个世界的恶意的来源啊……

可怕的是,你不知道谁是变态,你不知道谁的心灵其实比你还要阴暗。你看人家桌角女在常人眼里还是模范科学家呢。可是不一定什么时候它就会跳出来,挡在你轰鸣前进的履带前面,极尽其生命的烛照叫嚣着:“我告诉你!!!!”

“轰隆隆……隆隆……”

履带碾过的地方,连一滴血都没有留下……

Get the FUCK out of here!

Could it be any shittier?

The apocalypse descends? The heaven bursts? The poets don’t rhyme any more? No matter what is going on here, things go nuts and crazy in my world today. You can call it a low RP or karma, but things are really really strange.

The doom started at noon, the cafeteria on campus. Seconds after I got a seat, I pour a full cup of hot chocolate on my pants and T-shirt, which felt well at first as it was warm, straining my clothes with special lunch camouflage. As I was having the lunch, the pants with the late-hot chocolate cool down, the extra warm turns into extra cold. Yeah, it gave me hard time in the Beijing late autumn wind, while, I didn’t give a f**k.

I decided to go back to the study room with this special chocolate flavor pants, considering nobody will notice this abstract painting. On the way back, when I was turning around the corner of the street aside the girls’ dormitory, an anti-Christ miracle happened. There was a girl’s sidewalk sale spot of accessories and my shoe or my chocolate pants, which is still a mystery now, hooked with the table cloth on the desk, dragging it away and every goods on it. Man! You should be there and enjoy the view. Luckily I have to admit, the girl was cool about this.

And I know something is going on today. I’d better to be more careful about what I do. The story is still far from ending.

Reading books in the study room, I still can smell the chocolate. Asked by a friend of time, I drag my cell phone out of my pocket. Yeah! Another unholy miracle: the screen displays ‘Invalid Battery ’ just where should show date and time. I rebooted the mobile and reloaded the battery for times, no thing happened. The battery was bought just this July in Guomei at 100 RMB, it just can not stop working like this. So I went to the shop, the clerk at the desk was very polite, but after checking the mobile and the battery, she said something cold with her professional smile. “Sorry sir, The warrant expired in late October. We cannot do any thing for you. Why don’t you check out our new models?” Ha! Perfect! With standard using protocol, I always recharge the battery with the phone other than chargers. It just dies weeks after its warrant expires! Are you kidding me? Then I turn the battery to the maintenance in the shop, the engineer there said the battery pack was still good, the problem just lays in the control circus, about which the can do nothing but recommend me with a new battery. Ok, OK… A typical capitalism trick to sell their shit! What can I do about it? I said “…Ok, give me a substituent for MOTO L7…”. “Sorry sir, we are out of stock. However, we accept advance booking.” SHIT! You recommend me with something you even don’t have? After cursing the battery manufacture, the shop and the clerk, still, I had to book one which is said to be available tomorrow afternoon with a subscription of 10 RMB.

Filled with wrath, I took a bus back to school. The short bus trip ended, but the wicked miracle never ends. The battery just went back online, just like nothing ever happened. Ah! A dilemma comes to me: go back and get my subscription back risking the battery go wild again, or buy a new battery risking the battery was just kidding me. At last, I did go back to the shop.

Back to the study room which I supposed to be when it was 1230 at 1500, I felt that nothing can make me fell better than mere a cup of water after these 3 hour’s pointless struggle. To make it more dramatic, the 4 water stations in the teaching building 9 were out of service, which was, honestly, not surprisingly any more.

By now the battery and everything else goes well, apart that something strange really happening: a person can be encountered with everywhere but study room joins our studying group.

Is it an end? I really doubt it, what will take place? Something wrong with the laptop I am typing, or I will be hit by a car? Guys, Gods, Goddesses, please bless me.

(The story below happened 1 hour later…)

Yes, the story doesn’t end. The strange person I mentioned before is a part of the conspiracy. Minutes after her arrival, she took off, leaving her bag to us to look after for her. She also texted us “Make sure nothing happens to my bag, important items inside…” When it was late, we wanted to leave for dinner, however, no sign of her returning. We texted her, phoned her and we got no responding…

What we can do was endless waiting. Isn’t the world a little lovely one?

Anyway, the reason we are brought to this world is to enjoy, not to complain. We should always find the fun side of the world and try out best to adapt it and then change it, if we can. Complaining leads us no where as people before us have done it much more and much better by the means of fictions, essays, movies, poets and other creations. Whatsoever, I am still not cool with what’s happening today. I still want to say…

“Could it be any shittier?”